A woman is at Penn Station waiting for her train that leaves at 10 a.m., but she has forgotten her Rolex wristwatch. So she looks for someone to ask what time it is. She sees a guy with two suitcases and wearing a new hi tech watch. She asks what the time is and he replies "In which country?"
The woman asks, "How many countries have you got?" to which the man replies, "All of them!"
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing," the man says. "This watch also has a GPS, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Wow, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one. You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"
"Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours."
The watchless traveler can hardly whip out his checkbook fast enough to hand over a check for $900.
The man removes the watch and hans it to the woman, "Congratulations, here is you new hi-tech watch." Then, handing the two suitcases over as well, he says, "And here are the batteries."
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